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Ten Reasons Werewolves Are Better Than Vampires
(Inspired by Author Devyn Dawson’s post HERE)
- Vampires can’t go in the sun. Werewolves can.
- In terms of physical strength, Werewolves always win.
- Werewolves are like the Hulk where the angrier they get, the more dangerous they are. Make a Vampire angry and they just hiss like a cat.
- Vampires only have two fangs. Werewolves have a full mouth of fangs. And claws.
- Werewolves have Hugh Jackman. Vampires have Robert Pattinson. Enough said.
- There are very few ways to tell a unique Vampire story, whereas there are thousands of ways to depict Werewolves.
- Mess with one Werewolf, mess with the whole pack. Mess with one Vampire…mess with one Vampire.
- Stab a Vampire in the chest, they disintegrate; stab a Werewolf in the chest and they glare and eat your face.
- Vampires are basically thirsty whores. Werewolves are the best of animal and man.
- Vampires have to hypnotize you in order to defeat you. Werewolves…pfft. No effort.
Werewolves are better. Need I say more?
-Michael
